as Sgt. Brad Colbert in
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Generation Kill
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| "Gentlemen, we have just seized an airfield. That was pretty fucking Ninja." | |
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| "Turn that shit off." "No talking? No radio? Geez Brad." | |
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| "Brad, check out the retard cas-evacing lambchops." "Ray, shut the fuck up." | |
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| "We got fuckin' lit up." | |
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| Ray: "My team leader Sgt. Colbert here was born a Hebrew and remains a practicing Christ-killer today." | |
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| "I'm a hunter. Not a fucking truck driver." | "Use some common fucking sense in your situational awareness. That is a trash bag caught in some scrub brush." |
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| "That song is straight-up homosexual country music Special Olympic gay." | |
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| "I don't copy, Hitman 3. I don't copy a word you're saying." Ray: "Fucking Bautista. You know, there ought to be some kind of grammar test before you're out here blowing shit up with heavy weapons." | "If they did that, every bucktoothed crosseyed sister-fucking hick like you wouldn't get in either." |
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| "Why the fuck are you two standing around with your dicks in your hands?" | |
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| "It's a town. And it ain't moving." | "Enough lecture on the white man's oppression." |
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| "Looks like Jihad Central." | |
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| "Brad, do you remember that picture of my girlfriend?" "I think it's safe to say we all know her intimately at this point, yes." | |
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| "If my mother ever distributed my likeness without written authorization, I would disown her." "Technically speaking, Brad, didn't your biological parents disown you when they put you up for adoption?" | "Point, Ray. I'm one of those unfortunates adopted by upper middle class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art, and socio-religious culture steeped in more than 2000 years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a whiskey tango trailer park by a bow-legged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happens to catch the sperm of a passing truck driver." |
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| "Need
I remind you that he is the best damn RTO in the business, as long as
you keep him away from your uglier daughters and smaller
livestock. No, the individual who needs his head examined is the man responsible for taking arguably the finest damn independent re-con operators of any military in the world and dropping us in Humvee platoons to lead a parade of pogues, officers, and heavily-armed subhuman morons like Casey Kasem across Mesopotamia". | |
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| "Do NOT run over that Ray" | "Jesus!" |
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| "God damn it Ray. No country music." | "This is so colossally retarded I can't even say anything." |
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| "Fucking fish in a barrel." | "I
liked it better when we were starving, then I didn't have to see shit
all over your face. Put down that fucking milkshake and dig a fucking
hole." |
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| "There are men in the trees." | |
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| "This is just plain undignified." | |
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| "Just calm down! You'll get your sloppy seconds with Jasmine." | |
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| "Ma'am, don't give that thing to me." | |
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